The State of Salathiel Jechonias is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.605 billion Salathiel Jechoniasians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The minute, moralistic, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The powerhouse Salathiel Jechoniasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,050 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 53,575 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 202,495 per year while the poor average 9,862, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

All tariffs have been abolished, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, Salathiel Jechonias has designated Westminster as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Salathiel Jechonias in an international press conference. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Salathiel Jechonias's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Salathiel Jechonias is ranked 191,989^th in the world and 353^rd in 0000 for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.